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Episode 507: The One Where Ross Moves In

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1Written byPerry Rein & Gigi McCreery
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
130DannyReally! You-you sail?
131RachelNo-no, but I support it.
Nitpick: In the lines above Rachel tells Danny she doesn't sail, but in Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies, line(s) 54 she says she's been sailing all her life (it's possible Rachel meant she didn't sail on a regular basis at the time Danny asked her).
Episode 703, Lines 54-54
54RachelYeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
 
232Larry(notices something) I wonder how long that milk (on the counter) has been setting out.
233PhoebeOh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! That—this milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Nitpick: In Episode 107: The One With The Blackout, line(s) 118, Phoebe sings that she stays away from dairy, but the song obviously doesn't reflect her personal views. In Episode 103: The One With The Thumb, line(s) 290, she eats ice cream w/ everyone as they mope over Monica's breakup w/ Alan (below: Phoebe eating ice cream from Episode 103: The One With The Thumb). In Episode 112: The One With The Dozen Lasagnas, line(s) 207, we see she carries milk in a thermos (Rachel's probably too stunned to get some from the fridge), and in Episode 212: The One After the Superbowl, line(s) 491-492 and Episode 906: The One With The Male Nanny, line(s) 12, she puts milk in her coffee. In below: Phoebe pours herself some milk from Episode 216: The One Where Joey Moves Out and below: Phoebe drinks the milk she poured from Episode 216: The One Where Joey Moves Out, Phoebe pours herself some milk and drinks it. She also takes a swig of milk in the lines above, but this is mostly to protect Central Perk. I also don't count Episode 202: The One With The Breast Milk, line(s) 102, because human breast milk doesn't really qualify as dairy.
Episode 107, Lines 118-118
118Phoebe(singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Episode 103, Lines 290-290
290[SCENE]Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.
Episode 112, Lines 207-207
207PhoebeOk, I've got milk (takes thermos from her bag and starts to pour a cup) Here you go... (Rachel drinks straight from thermos) Oh!(Rachel finishes thermos) Better?
Episode 212, Lines 491-492
491CHANDLERHey Phoebs, can I have the milk after you?
492PHOEBEI'm almost done with it, keep your panties on.
Episode 906, Lines 12-12
12Scene
Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.
Episode 202, Lines 102-102
102PhoebeDuh, I think I know how to heat breast milk. Ok. (Squirts some on her wrist and tastes it.)
Image below: Phoebe eating ice cream
Image below: Phoebe pours herself some milk
Image below: Phoebe drinks the milk she poured
 
234(ACTION)Just as they're about to leave, Gunther comes out of the back carrying two garbage bags. Larry sees this and stops him.
235LarryHey, buddy! (Flashes his badge.) Are you familiar with Section 11-B of the Health Code that requires all refuse material out the back exit?
236GuntherBut then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place.
237LarryOh, so you're saying you'd choose convenience over health?!
Observation: Re the lines above, I don't think I've ever seen milk out on the counter at Central Perk, and I'm sure we've never seen Gunther take out the trash. It certainly is convenient that both these things happen while Larry's here. Larry isn't even a customer-- he's just stopped in for a couple of minutes to pick Phoebe up! Of course, if this didn't happen, we wouldn't have the Phoebe-protects-Central-Perk moment.
 
304RossYeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So…
Nitpick: In Episode 603: The One With Ross's Denial, line(s) 11-19, Phoebe's roommate Denise (as a reason Rachel can't move in w/ Phoebe) is obviously a lie. In Episode 523: The One In Vegas, line(s) 116-117, Phoebe confirms she lives alone and in the lines above, Phoebe offers to let Ross live with her (ie, as if she doesn't already have a roommate). It's possible Denise moved in between Episodes 523 and 603, but that's a bit of a stretch.
Episode 603, Lines 11-19
11Rachel…how about I move in with you?
12PhoebeWell, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise?
13MonicaWho’s Denise?
14PhoebeMy roommate.
15RachelYou have a roommate?!
16PhoebeYes, Denise. Denise!
17JoeyHey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?
18ChandlerPheebs, I don’t understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about?
19PhoebeMaybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!
Episode 523, Lines 116-117
116RachelNo! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked.
117PhoebeUh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door?
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
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