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| 1 | Written by | Adam Chase
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 217 | Steve | 3-B! |
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| 218 | All | Oh yeah, aww! |
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| 219 | Steve | Okay, you got your free food! You ruined everyone's fun! Don't you think it's time you went home?! |
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| 220 | Guest #3 | Yeah, leave! |
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| 221 | All | Yeah, get out! Now! |
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| 222 | Steve | Go back to 3-B, 3-B! |
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| Observation: In the lines above, Steve refers to Ross as "3-B". This is a reference to Josh "4-B" Goldstein on NYPD Blue, also played by David Schwimmer. |
| Nitpick: (from Chloe Rogers) When Ross visits Ugly Naked Guy to get his apartment (Episode 514: The One Where Everyone Finds Out, line(s) 193-194, below: Ross about to enter Ugly Naked Guy's Apartment from Episode 514: The One Where Everyone Finds Out and below: Ross talks to Ugly Naked Guy from Episode 514: The One Where Everyone Finds Out), the apartment number looks sort of like "201". When Ross moves in, it's 3-B (the lines above, below: Ross in apartment 3-B from this episode), but in Episode 517: The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss, line(s) 38-42 (below: Joey looks for \"hot girl\" from Episode 517: The One With Rachel's Inadvertant Kiss), the apartments no longer have numbers on the door at all! |
| Episode 514, Lines 193-194 |
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| 193 | [SCENE] | Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda. |
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| 194 | Ross | Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but—I'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice you're naked and (He claps his hands.) I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it. |
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| Episode 517, Lines 38-42 |
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| 38 | [SCENE] | Scene: Ross's Building, Joey is trying to find the hot girl's apartment. So he's walking up the hallway counting doors. He comes to what he thinks is the right one and knocks on it. Ross opens the door, it's his apartment. |
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| 39 | Ross | Hey Joey! Great stuff huh? |
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| 40 | Joey | This is your place? |
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| 41 | Ross | Of course it is. Yeah, come on in. Ooh-ooh, go by the window you can pretend to be surfing. (He pretends he's surfing by the window.) |
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| 42 | Joey | But I counted, you're not supposed to live here! Oh man! (Runs away.) |
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| Image below: Ross about to enter Ugly Naked Guy's Apartment |
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| Image below: Ross talks to Ugly Naked Guy |
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| Image below: Ross in apartment 3-B |
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| Image below: Joey looks for "hot girl" |
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| 232 | Chandler | Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.) |
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| 233 | Monica | Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?! |
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| 234 | Chandler | (getting out a ring box) Monica… |
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| 235 | Monica | No-no, don't-don't-don't do it! |
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| 236 | Chandler | Will you marry me? |
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| Observation: In Episode 623: The One With The Ring, line(s) 228, Chandler wants to propose to Monica w/ the perfect ring. But he's already proposed to Monica w/ a different ring in the lines above (below: Chandler proposes to Monica from this episode), and w/ no ring at all in Episode 523: The One In Vegas, line(s) 473-490. |
| Episode 623, Lines 228-228 |
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| 228 | Chandler | No, it’s not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect. |
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| Episode 523, Lines 473-490 |
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| 473 | Chandler | You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight. |
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| 474 | Monica | Are you serious?! |
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| 475 | Chandler | Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
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| 476 | Monica | I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
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| 477 | Chandler | Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say? |
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| 478 | Monica | Okay! |
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| 479 | Chandler | Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right! |
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| 480 | (ACTION) | She rolls the dice, but one bounces out of the table. |
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| 481 | Chandler | (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one? |
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| 482 | Drunken Gambler | It went under the table. |
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| 483 | Monica | Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way! |
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| 484 | Chandler | All right! |
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| 485 | (ACTION) | He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing. |
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| 486 | Chandler | Here it is! Here it is! |
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| 487 | Monica | That could be a four or a five. It's your call. |
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| 488 | (ACTION) | Pause. |
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| 489 | Chandler | It's a four. |
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| 490 | Monica | I think so too. |
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| Image below: Chandler proposes to Monica |
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| 271 | Ross | This is fun. Hey Rach, remember that whole "We were on a break thing?" Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me? (Laughs--whines as he sees that no one is laughing. They're just staring at him in shock.) |
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| Observation: In the lines above, Ross jokingly asks Rachel to marry him. I wonder if this is foreshadowing, as they do get married a few episodes later in Episode 601: The One After Vegas, line(s) 101-103. |
| Episode 601, Lines 101-103 |
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| 101 | Monica | Rach! We weren’t gonna miss our friends getting married! |
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| 102 | Rachel | (gasps) Who got married?! (Ross is as surprised to hear this as she is.) |
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| 103 | Chandler | (not quite sure) You did. |
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