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Episode 518: The One Where Rachel Smokes
Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script
| # | Speaker | Line |
| 1 | Written by | Michael Curtis Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 75 | Kim | (at the door) Rachel? Do you smoke? |
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| 76 | Rachel | Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories
(stops and tries to change directions)
about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke. |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Rachel starts to say her father is strongly against smoking. However, in Episode 222: The One With The Two Parties, line(s) 182-183, we see that he smokes. Not really a nitpick, but this seems a little hypocritical. |
| Episode 222, Lines 182-183 |
| 182 | MR. GREENE | Thank you. Is that one of my cigarettes? |
| 183 | ROSS | [pulls the cigarette off his upper lip and hands it to Mr. Greene] Yeah, yes it is, I was just moistening the tip. |
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| 112 | Monica | Wait a minute, are you doing Joey's (sadly) "Audition didn't go so well. (Happily) Yeah it did?" |
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| 113 | Ross | (Pause) Yeah I am! Yeah, Ben got a second audition! |
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| 114 | Joey | (also downtrodden) Yeah, I had to teach Ross my bit because I actually didn't get a callback. |
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| Nitpick: In the lines above, Joey says he had to teach Ross his "bummed out" bit. Actually, Ross (and Chandler and Rachel for that matter) have already done this bit even as far back as Episode 103: The One With The Thumb, line(s) 149-152. |
| Episode 103, Lines 149-152 |
| 149 | [SCENE] | Scene: Central Perk, Monica is alone as Ross, Rachel, Chandler, and Joey enter dejectedly in softball gear. |
| 150 | Monica | Hi.. how was the game? |
| 151 | Ross | Well.. |
| 152 | All | WE WON!! Thank you! Yes! |
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| 275 | (ACTION) | Rachel enters. |
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| 276 | Phoebe | (noticing her) Oh, look! Look! Look! |
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| 277 | All | Surprise!! |
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| 278 | Rachel | What?! What?! My birthday's not for another month! |
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| 279 | Monica | That's the surprise! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 405: The One With Joey's New Girlfriend, line(s) 9-10, Rachel says her birthday is May 5th, but in Episode 722: The One With Chandler's Dad, line(s) 183-184, a policeman notes Rachel's an Aquarius (which would put her birthday between January 21st and February 19th). In Episode 717: The One With The Cheap Wedding Dress, line(s) 62-63, we learn Monica's wedding is May 15th, 10 days after Rachel's birthday, but Rachel celebrates her birthday in Episode 714: The One Where They All Turn Thirty, line(s) 2-4, and Monica's wedding is in Episode 723: The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding, line(s) 576-578, 9 episodes later. That's a long 10 days! Interestingly, in Episode 722: The One With Chandler's Dad, line(s) 251-253, Monica says her wedding is in "two weeks". And they can't even be celebrating Rachel's birthday early again (like they did in the lines above), because in Episode 714: The One Where They All Turn Thirty, line(s) 25, Rachel says she's still 29 in Guam (implying she's 30 in New York). [This annotation came from another source, and I am in the process of properly crediting it. It is it not something I annotated myself] |
| Episode 405, Lines 9-10 |
| 9 | Gunther | When's your birthday? |
| 10 | Rachel | May fifth, why? |
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| Episode 722, Lines 183-184 |
| 183 | Policeman | Youre an Aquarius, huh? |
| 184 | Rachel | I bet youre a Gemini. |
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| Episode 717, Lines 62-63 |
| 62 | Megan | (To Monica) So when are you getting married? |
| 63 | Monica | Oh May 15th. |
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| Episode 714, Lines 2-4 |
| 2 | [SCENE] | Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachels door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers. |
| 3 | Ross | Happy birthday!!! |
| 4 | Monica | Happy birthday!!! |
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| Episode 723, Lines 576-578 |
| 576 | (ACTION) | Chandler and Monica both turn, take the rings from Ross and Rachel respectively, and place them on each others fingers. |
| 577 | Joey | We good? Yeah? Good? Once again, I pronounce you husband and wife. (To Chandler) Now kiss her again. |
| 578 | (ACTION) | They kiss and everyone applauds. |
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| Episode 722, Lines 251-253 |
| 251 | Chandler | Actually Monica and I are engaged. |
| 252 | Helena | Really?! Congratulations. Whens the big day? |
| 253 | Monica | (looks at Chandler) In
in two weeks. |
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| Episode 714, Lines 25-25 |
| 25 | Rachel | Yknow, Im still 29 in Guam. |
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