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Episode 519: The One Where Ross Can't Flirt

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

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1Written byDoty Abrams
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
64JoeyYeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so…
Observation: In the lines above, Joey says he weighed 27 pounds at birth; in Episode 809: The One With The Rumor, line(s) 151-153, he compares himself to a 19-pound turkey (he's probably approximating).
Episode 809, Lines 151-153
151Joey(quietly) Oh. How-how big is that?
152MonicaAbout nineteen pounds.
153Joey(To Rachel) It’s like me when I was born.
 
82(ACTION)Phoebe then gets possessed 'cause she starts speaking in tongues. She speaks Italian to Joey's grandmother. She is quickly exorcised and returns to speaking in English. Of course, too most people English is a strange language as well. But none of them are probably reading this and if they were they wouldn't understand it. So why am I talking about them? I have absolutely no clue. Moving on…
83JoeyWow Pheebs, you speak Italian?
Nitpick: Phoebe doesn't understand Paolo (Episode 107: The One With The Blackout, line(s) 210-211), but speaks fluent Italian to Joey's grandmother (the lines above). (maybe she learned it sometime between those two episodes?)
Episode 107, Lines 210-211
210Paolo(something in Italian, he is apparently attracted to Phoebe)
211Phoebe(smiling) You betcha!
 
248Ross(to Caitlin) Hey uh, y'know that smell gas has?
249Caitlin(wanting more than anything to get the money and leave this horrible, horrible place) Yeah.
250RossThey put that in.
251CaitlinWhat?!
252RossThe gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
253Caitlin(getting more desperate to leave) Well okay!
254RossA lot of other gas smells…
255ChandlerOh the humanity.
256RossMeth-methane smells…
257CaitlinY'know what umm, actually I, I really, I should go.
258RossOh but I-I-I haven't paid you yet!
259CaitlinY'know what? That's okay, you guys have ordered so many that this one is on me! (Runs for her life.)
260(ACTION)Ross closes the door slowly.
261Ross(To All) Was I talking to her about gas?
262ChandlerMore so than anything else.
Observation: In Episode 607: The One Where Phoebe Runs, line(s) 173-174, Chandler refers to Ross repelling women in college. Actually, I think the lines above is a far better example.
Episode 607, Lines 173-174
173RossLook, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.
174ChandlerOh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
 
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The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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