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| 1 | Part I Written by | Andrew Reich & Ted Cohen
Part II Written by: Greg Malins & Scott Silveri
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 10 | Joey | Hey Pheebs! Listen, uh can you do me a favor? I forgot the pin number to my ATM card can, can you get it for me? |
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| 11 | Phoebe | Sure! Where is it? |
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| 12 | Joey | Uh, I scratched it on the ATM machine down on the corner. |
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| 13 | Phoebe | Ohh! So you're 5639?! |
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| 14 | Joey | That's it! Thanks Pheebs! |
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| Observation: In the lines above, does anyone else find it amazing that Joey can't remember his PIN, even though it actually spells out "JOEY"? |
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| 116 | Rachel | No! Phoebe just because I'm alone doesn’t mean I wanna walk around naked. I mean, you live alone, you don't walk around naked. |
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| 117 | Phoebe | Uh-huh! Why do you think it takes me so long to answer the door? |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 603: The One With Ross's Denial, line(s) 11-19, Phoebe's roommate Denise (as a reason Rachel can't move in w/ Phoebe) is obviously a lie. In the lines above, Phoebe confirms she lives alone and in Episode 507: The One Where Ross Moves In, line(s) 304, Phoebe offers to let Ross live with her (ie, as if she doesn't already have a roommate). It's possible Denise moved in between Episodes 523 and 603, but that's a bit of a stretch. |
| Episode 603, Lines 11-19 |
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| 11 | Rachel | …how about I move in with you? |
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| 12 | Phoebe | Well, that would be great but then what do we do about Denise? |
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| 13 | Monica | Who’s Denise? |
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| 14 | Phoebe | My roommate. |
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| 15 | Rachel | You have a roommate?! |
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| 16 | Phoebe | Yes, Denise. Denise! |
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| 17 | Joey | Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute? |
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| 18 | Chandler | Pheebs, I don’t understand. How can you have a roommate that none of us know anything about? |
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| 19 | Phoebe | Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!! |
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| Episode 507, Lines 304-304 |
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| 304 | Ross | Yeah. But, the good news is that Phoebe said that I could stay at her place for a while. So… |
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| 325 | Ross | Phoebe! (They hug.) |
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| 326 | Phoebe | You guys are here! Yay! |
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| 327 | Rachel | Hi! (Hugs Phoebe) |
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| 328 | Phoebe | (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.) |
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| Observation: I don't see it myself, but there are two references to Ross looking like Bob Saget. In the lines above, Phoebe thinks Ross is in costume as him, and in Episode 210: The One With Russ, line(s) 159-161, Rachel and Phoebe both think Russ (who looks and acts almost identical to Ross) looks like him. |
| Episode 210, Lines 159-161 |
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| 159 | PHOE | Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone? |
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| 160 | RACH | [looks at him] Huh, Bob Saget? |
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| 161 | PHOE | [looks at Russ] Oh, yeah! No, no, no, no, oh, oh. |
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| 473 | Chandler | You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight. |
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| 474 | Monica | Are you serious?! |
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| 475 | Chandler | Yes! I love you! I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
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| 476 | Monica | I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. |
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| 477 | Chandler | Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say? |
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| 478 | Monica | Okay! |
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| 479 | Chandler | Okay! Come on! Let's go! All right! |
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| 480 | (ACTION) | She rolls the dice, but one bounces out of the table. |
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| 481 | Chandler | (spots one) Okay! That's a four! And where-where's the other one? |
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| 482 | Drunken Gambler | It went under the table. |
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| 483 | Monica | Nobody move! (To Chandler) Okay, you look that way; I'll look this way! |
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| 484 | Chandler | All right! |
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| 485 | (ACTION) | He searches to his right; she searches to her left. They're both on their hands and knees when they spot the die. It's propped up against the table leg, and it's not lying flat. Both the four and the five are showing. |
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| 486 | Chandler | Here it is! Here it is! |
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| 487 | Monica | That could be a four or a five. It's your call. |
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| 488 | (ACTION) | Pause. |
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| 489 | Chandler | It's a four. |
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| 490 | Monica | I think so too. |
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| Observation: In Episode 623: The One With The Ring, line(s) 228, Chandler wants to propose to Monica w/ the perfect ring. But he's already proposed to Monica w/ a different ring in Episode 515: The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey, line(s) 232-236 (below: Chandler proposes to Monica from Episode 515: The One With The Girl Who Hits Joey), and w/ no ring at all in the lines above. |
| Episode 623, Lines 228-228 |
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| 228 | Chandler | No, it’s not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monica’s face when I gave it to her, y’know? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing I’m gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure it’s perfect. |
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| Episode 515, Lines 232-236 |
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| 232 | Chandler | Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.) |
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| 233 | Monica | Wait what-wh-wh-what are you doing?! |
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| 234 | Chandler | (getting out a ring box) Monica… |
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| 235 | Monica | No-no, don't-don't-don't do it! |
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| 236 | Chandler | Will you marry me? |
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| Image below: Chandler proposes to Monica |
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| 572 | Phoebe | (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B. |
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| Observation: In Episode 304: The One With The Metophorical Tunnel, line(s) 40, Phoebe's fake name is "Katelynn"; later (starting Episode 423: The One With Ross's Wedding Parts I and II, line(s) 642) it's "Regina Philange" (we don't learn her first name until the lines above). |
| Episode 304, Lines 40-40 |
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| 40 | Phoebe | No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.' |
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| Episode 423, Lines 642-642 |
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| 642 | Phoebe | (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Philange. |
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| 600 | (ACTION) | Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies, line(s) 167-168, Rachel says Monica/Chandler never got her and Ross an engagement present. But, as Ross points out (Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies, line(s) 97-98), he's only been engaged twice, to Carol and Emily. His marriage to Rachel was spur-of-the-moment, and he was never actually engaged to her (the lines above). |
| Episode 703, Lines 167-168 |
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| 167 | Ross | (To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present? |
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| 168 | Rachel | I don’t know. Y’know, they didn’t get us anything. |
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| Episode 703, Lines 97-98 |
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| 97 | Chandler | Okay, we owe you a present. |
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| 98 | Ross | Two! I’ve been engaged twice! |
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