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1 | Written by | Seth Kurland Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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28 | Joey | No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much! |
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29 | Chandler | You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred
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Observation: In Episode E618/L28-29: , line(s) 618, Chandler immediately knows how much Joey owes him, but in Episode E822/L190-210: , line(s) 822, they need a long calculation to figure this out (Chandler was probably just joking in Episode 618). |
Episode 822, Lines 190-210 |
190 | Joey | Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you? |
191 | Chandler | What?! |
192 | Joey | Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything! |
193 | Chandler | You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
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194 | Joey | Ah-ah-ah! Were doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those? |
195 | Chandler | I dont know, five hundred dollars? |
196 | Joey | Okay, five hundred dollars. What else? |
197 | Chandler | Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots. |
198 | Joey | Okay, so thats another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, thats
(Pauses to figure it out.) |
199 | Chandler | Do you want a calculator? |
200 | Joey | Please! |
201 | Chandler | Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.) |
202 | Joey | All right, what else? |
203 | Chandler | Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes
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204 | Joey | Which were still keeping under our hats! |
205 | Chandler | Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican. |
206 | Joey | What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man." |
207 | Chandler | Yes, money well spent! |
208 | Joey | Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent! |
209 | Chandler | Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food
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210 | Joey | Okay. Okay, so Im writing you a check for
So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing? |
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107 | Monica | Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend. |
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108 | Chandler | No, we only went out once. |
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109 | Monica | You dated her! |
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Observation: Chandler dated non-blonde Dana Keystone in college (Episode E618/L107-109: , line(s) 618, below: 1016 from Episode I1016/E618/Dana Keystone/: ), but later says he dated only blondes in college (Episode E706/L85: , line(s) 706). (maybe Dana was a blonde in college and/or one date doesn't count as "dating"?). |
Episode 706, Lines 85-85 |
85 | Chandler | No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive
(Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album. |
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Image below: Dana Keystone |
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138 | [SCENE] | Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date. |
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Nitpick: Ross doesn't like ice cream (Episode E708/L121-125: , line(s) 708), but seems to be ok w/ frozen yogurt (Episode E315/L168: , line(s) 315). Ross enjoys ice cream with Elizabeth in Episode E618/L138: , line(s) 618 (below: 1017 from Episode I1017/E618/Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream/: , but if you watch carefully, Ross never actually eats ice cream in this scene), and with Marcel in Episode E212/L500: , line(s) 212 (below: 34 from Episode I34/E212/Ross and Marcel share an ice cream/: ). In Episode E103/L290-292: , line(s) 103, everyone seems to be eating ice cream, but, again, if you watch carefully, Ross is just holding a spoon and not actually eating anything (below: 1002 from Episode I1002/E103/Ross not-quite-eating ice cream/: ). |
Episode 708, Lines 121-125 |
121 | Joey | Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin ice cream. |
122 | Phoebe | You don't like ice cream? |
123 | Ross | It's too cold. |
124 | Chandler | Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. |
125 | Ross | (to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth. |
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Episode 315, Lines 168-168 |
168 | Ross | Okay, okay, fine, youre right. Lets ah, lets take a break, (goes to the door) lets cool off, okay, lets get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door) |
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Episode 212, Lines 500-500 |
500 | [SCENE] | "Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city. |
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Episode 103, Lines 290-292 |
290 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream. |
291 | Rachel | Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun. |
292 | Ross | Yeah. He could row like a viking. |
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Image below: Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream |
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Image below: Ross and Marcel share an ice cream |
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Image below: Ross not-quite-eating ice cream |
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203 | Chandler | No, that was Dana Caplin. |
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Question: Re Episode E618/L203: , line(s) 618, is Dana Kaplan (not Caplin) a famous name? It sounds familiar. |
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