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| 1 | Written by | Seth Kurland
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 28 | Joey | No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much! |
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| 29 | Chandler | You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred… |
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| Observation: In the lines above, Chandler immediately knows how much Joey owes him, but in Episode 822: The One Where Rachel Is Late, line(s) 190-210, they need a long calculation to figure this out (Chandler was probably just joking in Episode 618). |
| Episode 822, Lines 190-210 |
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| 190 | Joey | Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You’ve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you? |
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| 191 | Chandler | What?! |
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| 192 | Joey | Give me a number, I don’t want to owe you anything! |
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| 193 | Chandler | You don’t owe me anything, I don’t want you money… |
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| 194 | Joey | Ah-ah-ah! We’re doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those? |
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| 195 | Chandler | I don’t know, five hundred dollars? |
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| 196 | Joey | Okay, five hundred dollars. What else? |
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| 197 | Chandler | Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots. |
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| 198 | Joey | Okay, so that’s another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that’s… (Pauses to figure it out.) |
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| 199 | Chandler | Do you want a calculator? |
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| 200 | Joey | Please! |
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| 201 | Chandler | Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.) |
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| 202 | Joey | All right, what else? |
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| 203 | Chandler | Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes… |
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| 204 | Joey | Which we’re still keeping under our hats! |
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| 205 | Chandler | Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican. |
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| 206 | Joey | What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man." |
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| 207 | Chandler | Yes, money well spent! |
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| 208 | Joey | Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent! |
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| 209 | Chandler | Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food… |
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| 210 | Joey | Okay. Okay, so I’m writing you a check for…So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing? |
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| 107 | Monica | You’re right, I’m sorry. It’s not like you’re y’know, going out with an ex-girlfriend. |
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| 108 | Chandler | No, we only went out once. |
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| 109 | Monica | You dated her! |
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| Observation: Chandler dated non-blonde Dana Keystone in college (the lines above, below: Dana Keystone from this episode), but later says he dated only blondes in college (Episode 706: The One With The Nap Partners, line(s) 85). (maybe Dana was a blonde in college and/or one date doesn't count as "dating"?). |
| Episode 706, Lines 85-85 |
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| 85 | Chandler | No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive… (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album. |
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| Image below: Dana Keystone |
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| 138 | [SCENE] | Scene: A street, Ross is walking with Elizabeth on their date. |
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| Nitpick: Ross doesn't like ice cream (Episode 708: The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs, line(s) 121-125), but seems to be ok w/ frozen yogurt (Episode 315: The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break, line(s) 168). Ross enjoys ice cream with Elizabeth in the lines above (below: Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream from this episode, but if you watch carefully, Ross never actually eats ice cream in this scene), and with Marcel in Episode 212: The One After the Superbowl, line(s) 500 (below: Ross and Marcel share an ice cream from Episode 212: The One After the Superbowl). In Episode 103: The One With The Thumb, line(s) 290-292, everyone seems to be eating ice cream, but, again, if you watch carefully, Ross is just holding a spoon and not actually eating anything (below: Ross not-quite-eating ice cream from Episode 103: The One With The Thumb). |
| Episode 708, Lines 121-125 |
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| 121 | Joey | Look, Chandler, I told you, never tell anyone about this dog thing. It's like Ross not likin’ ice cream. |
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| 122 | Phoebe | You don't like ice cream? |
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| 123 | Ross | It's too cold. |
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| 124 | Chandler | Okay, it's just that dogs make me a little uncomfortable. |
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| 125 | Ross | (to Phoebe) It hurts my teeth. |
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| Episode 315, Lines 168-168 |
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| 168 | Ross | Okay, okay, fine, you’re right. Let’s ah, let’s take a break, (goes to the door) let’s cool off, okay, let’s get some frozen yogart, or something.. (opens the door) |
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| Episode 212, Lines 500-500 |
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| 500 | [SCENE] | "Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city. |
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| Episode 103, Lines 290-292 |
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| 290 | [SCENE] | Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream. |
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| 291 | Rachel | Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?.. That was fun. |
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| 292 | Ross | Yeah. He could row like a viking. |
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| Image below: Ross and Elizabeth with ice cream |
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| Image below: Ross and Marcel share an ice cream |
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| Image below: Ross not-quite-eating ice cream |
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| 203 | Chandler | No, that was Dana Caplin. |
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| Question: Re the lines above, is Dana Kaplan (not Caplin) a famous name? It sounds familiar. |
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