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Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#SpeakerLine
1Written bySherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
35MonicaNo, you don’t want this. I want to have your grandmother’s cookie recipe.
36PhoebeYou mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?
37MonicaUh-huh, yeah.
Nitpick:
 
38PhoebeYou mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
Nitpick:
 
54RachelYeah! I’ve been sailing my whole life. When I was fifteen my dad bought me my own boat.
Nitpick:
Observation:
 
146ChandlerWhy do they put so much steam in there?!
147Ross‘Cause otherwise they’d have to call it the room room.
Observation:
 
167Ross(To Rachel) Hey are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?
168RachelI don’t know. Y’know, they didn’t get us anything.
Nitpick:
 
248PhoebeOh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that’s not happening ‘til October 15th, 2032.
Nitpick:
Observation:
 
263Mr. GellerI understand completely, there’s nothing more horrifying than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws. As a matter of fact, when I started dating Judy I was unemployed, and her father asked me what I did for a living and I told him I was a lawyer.
264ChandlerWhat did you do when they found out?
265Mr. GellerThey never did, so if you ever see me giving them legal advice just nod along. Shall we?
Nitpick:
 
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