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Episode 714: The One Where They All Turn Thirty

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#SpeakerLine
1Teleplay bySherry Bilsing & Ellen Plummer
Story by: Vanessa McCarthy
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
2[SCENE]Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is knocking on Rachel’s door, whose door frame is decorated with balloons. The rest of the gang is there as well. Rachel opens the door and the gang blow on noisemakers.
3RossHappy birthday!!!
4MonicaHappy birthday!!!
Nitpick:
 
22[SCENE]Flashback to Joey’s thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandler’s apartment.
23Joey(screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebe’s lap for comfort.)
Nitpick:
 
25RachelY’know, I’m still 29 in Guam.
Nitpick:
 
62RachelY’know what? I am going to do something today. I’m not just gonna sit around like some old lady. I’m gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
63PhoebeReally?! ‘Cause y’know that hurts.
64RachelSo what?! Y’know what? The way I see it—(Phoebe pulls out a hair from the back of her head)—Ow! Son of a bitch!!
Nitpick:
Observation:
 
73JoeyBut it hurt’s my Joey’s Apple.
74Chandler(frustrated) Okay, for the last time. It’s not named for each individual man.
Nitpick:
 
118[SCENE]Scene: Phoebe’s birthday, she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.
119PhoebeHappy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) It’s for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
120UrsulaRight, why do you keep saying that?
121PhoebeBecause it’s our thirtieth birthday.
Nitpick:
 
219(ACTION)Monica stands up and wobbles slightly and Chandler runs over to catch her.
220Mr. Geller(filming this) Hey Chandler, you can’t keep your hands off her for one second!
221Mrs. GellerOh-ho, I think it’s nice.
222ChandlerI think it’s necessary. (Backs away anyhow.)
Nitpick:
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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