| # | Speaker | Line |
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| 1 | Written by | Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 183 | Ross | Joey, I’m not worried about her! I’m worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them? |
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| 184 | Joey | Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island. |
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| Nitpick: Joey uses "quote fingers" in the lines above, but says he doesn't understand them in Episode 902: The One Where Emma Cries, line(s) 109. (maybe he was just mimicking Ross?) Chloe Rogers notes that Joey also uses quote fingers correctly in Episode 615: The One That Could Have Been, line(s) 446-447, below: Joey uses quote fingers from Episode 615: The One That Could Have Been, but, of course, that's the "what if" episode that never "really" happened. |
| Episode 902, Lines 109-109 |
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| 109 | Joey | Look, can I just stop you right there for a second? When people do this (Makes quote marks with his fingers.) I don’t really know what that means. (Ross just looks at him) You were saying? |
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| Episode 615, Lines 446-447 |
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| 446 | Rachel | Because I’m married. That’s right, I am a married woman! And I came to a TV star’s apartment to have an affair! Uck! |
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| 447 | Joey | That’s ridiculous! I’m not a "Star," just a regular famous actor. |
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| Image below: Joey uses quote fingers |
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| 215 | Joey | So what movie do you want to see—And not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books. |
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| 216 | Ross | Books? |
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| 217 | Joey | All right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it’s like enough! |
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| Observation: Joey reads real books in Episode 313: The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, line(s) 81-88, but doesn't in the lines above, and reads only comic books in Episode 806: The One With The Halloween Party, line(s) 127-128. (Joey's either joking or maybe he gave up reading books after Little Women?) |
| Episode 313, Lines 81-88 |
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| 81 | Rachel | Hmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer? |
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| 82 | Joey | Oh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so. |
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| 83 | Rachel | But ah, you’re safe from it if it’s in the freezer? |
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| 84 | Joey | Well, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure we’ve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know. |
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| 85 | Rachel | How often do you read it? |
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| 86 | Joey | Haven’t you ever read the same book over and over again? |
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| 87 | Rachel | Well, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean that’s a classic, what’s so great about The Shining? |
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| 88 | Joey | The question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet it’s way better than that classic of yours. |
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| Episode 806, Lines 127-128 |
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| 127 | Monica | You read comic books right? |
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| 128 | Joey | Exclusively. |
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