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Episode 806: The One With The Halloween Party

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1Written byMark Kunerth
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
23[SCENE]Scene: A Street, Phoebe is walking down it and passes Ursula.
24PhoebeUrsula! (Ursula turns, smiles, and continues walking.) Wait! Err-err, it’s me! Phoebe!
25UrsulaOh, I thought there was a mirror there. Okay, bye-bye. (Starts to walk again.)
26PhoebeWait a second! So, what’s new with you?
27UrsulaUmm, nothing. I mean, I’m getting married next week.
28PhoebeWhat?!
29UrsulaYeah! Yeah, it’s gonna be a small ceremony. Just family. (Phoebe looks at her.) His.
30PhoebeHuh. Okay. Well, I’m really happy for you. (Starts to walk away.)
31UrsulaWait! If umm, if you want to come, I guess that’d be okay.
32PhoebeReally?
33UrsulaSure! Why not? You could be my sister for the day.
34PhoebeYeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.
Nitpick: In Episode 703: The One With Phoebe's Cookies, line(s) 248, Phoebe's vowed not to talk to her sister Ursula. But, in the lines above, Phoebe initiates a conversation w/ Ursula and even invites her to a party! (Episode 714: The One Where They All Turn Thirty, line(s) 118-121 doesn't count since it's a flashback).
Episode 703, Lines 248-248
248PhoebeOh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that’s not happening ‘til October 15th, 2032.
Episode 714, Lines 118-121
118[SCENE]Scene: Phoebe’s birthday, she’s taking the hippity-hop to Ursula’s apartment as a gift. She knocks on the door and Ursula answers it.
119PhoebeHappy thirtieth birthday! Here! (Hands her the hippity-hop.) It’s for the child in you, and the woman. Happy thirtieth!
120UrsulaRight, why do you keep saying that?
121PhoebeBecause it’s our thirtieth birthday.
 
127MonicaYou read comic books right?
128JoeyExclusively.
Observation: Joey reads real books in Episode 313: The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends, line(s) 81-88, but doesn't in Episode 805: The One With Rachel's Date, line(s) 215-217, and reads only comic books in the lines above. (Joey's either joking or maybe he gave up reading books after Little Women?)
Episode 313, Lines 81-88
81RachelHmm. (she opens the freezer) Umm, why do you have a copy of The Shining in your freezer?
82JoeyOh, I was reading it last night, and I got scared, so.
83RachelBut ah, you’re safe from it if it’s in the freezer?
84JoeyWell, safer. Y'know, I mean I never start reading The Shining, without making sure we’ve got plenty of room in the freezer, y'know.
85RachelHow often do you read it?
86JoeyHaven’t you ever read the same book over and over again?
87RachelWell, umm, I guess I read Little Women more than once. But I mean that’s a classic, what’s so great about The Shining?
88JoeyThe question should be Rach, what is not so great about The Shining. Okay? And the answer would be: nothing. All right? This is like the scariest book ever. I bet it’s way better than that classic of yours.
Episode 805, Lines 215-217
215JoeySo what movie do you want to see—And not another one I have to read. Okay? I get enough of that from books.
216RossBooks?
217JoeyAll right, car magazines, cereal boxes, but it’s like enough!
 
129MonicaWho do you think would win in a fight, Catwoman or Supergirl?
130JoeyCatwoman, hands down.
131MonicaYeah…
132JoeyBut between you and Phoebe, I’d have to give the edge to Phoebe.
133MonicaWhat?! Really?!
Nitpick: In the lines above, Monica seems shocked that Joey thinks Phoebe is tougher than her. But Phoebe's already proven this in Episode 212: The One After the Superbowl, line(s) 376-389.
Episode 212, Lines 376-389
376[SCENE]They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other. This leads to wrestling on the floor. All the while Phoebe is saying "Happy thoughts". Eventually Phoebe gets fed up.
377PHOEBEOK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.
378[SCENE]Phoebe grabs each of them by an ear
379MONICA AND RACHELOw. Ow. Ow.
380PHOEBEAlright, now I will let go if you both stop.
381RACHELOh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?
382MONICAUh-huh.
383RACHELYou want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
384MONICAOK.
385RACHELOh that's what you want.
386MONICAYes.
387RACHELFine.
388MONICAFine,
389PHOEBEThere we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
 
186UrsulaYeah. It wasn’t a town when I got there, but it was a town when I left. (To Eric) Shall we get me really drunk?
Observation: In Episode 117: The One With Two Parts: Part Two, line(s) 322-323, Ursula doesn't drink, but in the lines above, Ursula wants to get really drunk. (maybe she took up drinking sometime between those two episodes?)
Episode 117, Lines 322-323
322Phoebe(as Ursula): Yeah, um... (nervously clears her throat) You know you, you should just forget about what I said under the bridge, I was talkin' crazy that night, I was so drunk!
323JoeyYou don't drink.
 
215RachelOh Gunther! You brought candy! Thank you so much for picking this up! You are so sweet.
216GuntherReally?
217RachelHoney, someday you are gonna make some man the luckiest guy in the world.
Nitpick: In Episode 502: The One With All The Kissing, line(s) 96-97, Rachel starts to agree Gunther is a romantic possibility. But in the lines above, she seems to think Gunther is gay.
Episode 502, Lines 96-97
96MonicaIf you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
97RachelYeah, I guess Gunther is kinda…
 
260(ACTION)They start wrestling, only they are unable to move either one’s arm despite a huge strain on their faces and a cheering crowd.
261[SCENE]Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the other’s arm first. An event that has yet to happen.
262Mona(To Joey) Wow! They’re both really strong.
263JoeyOr equally weak.
Observation: Ross is stronger than Chandler in Episode 319: The One With The Tiny T-Shirt, line(s) 162-165, but they arm wrestle to a tie in the lines above. (Chandler eventually lets Ross win in Episode 806, but they probably would've tied otherwise).
Episode 319, Lines 162-165
162(ACTION)He starts to exit, but Chandler tries to stop him by climbing on his back and grabbing hold of the foosball table.
163ChandlerNo!! You can’t!!
164RossLook, they must be stopped!
165ChandlerI am your friend, and I am not gonna let you do this!! (Ross is now dragging Chandler and the foosball table to the door) You are surprisingly strong!
 
323MonicaLet’s go big bunny!
324(ACTION)They assume the starting position.
325ChandlerOkay. 1…2…3—Go! (Once again he’s at a stalemate, but this time he’s in pain.) (Pause) I’m gonna kill myself!
Nitpick: In Episode 516: The One With A Cop, line(s) 207-208, Ross claims Monica is stronger than Chandler, and Chandler seems to agree. But, in the lines above, Chandler seems surprised that he can't beat Monica at arm-wrestling.
Episode 516, Lines 207-208
207RossChandler?! You brought Chandler?! The next best thing would be Monica!
208ChandlerY'know, I would be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong, so…
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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