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Episode 814: The One With The Secret Closet

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#SpeakerLine
1Written byBrian Buckner & Sebastian Jones
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen
22(ACTION)Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.
23PhoebeOh my God! You’re getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
24MonicaPhoebe, I can explain!
25PhoebeYou told me you hate massages!
Nitpick:
 
70ChandlerHow about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)
71MonicaOh, okay. Here, why don’t you let me do it?
72ChandlerOh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) It’s locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?
73MonicaNo reason. I-I keep private things in there.
74ChandlerOh y’know, I’ve been living here a while and I’ve never seen what’s inside that closet. What is, what is in there?
Nitpick:
Image below: Rachel about to check the closet
Image below: Rachel finishes checking the closet
 
83PhoebeWhy won’t you let me massage you?
84MonicaWell it’s…I mean I’d just—I’d be self-conscious. You’re my friend; I’d be naked.
85PhoebeMonica! We lived together for years! I’ve seen you naked!
86MonicaThat’s different, we were roommates! And when?!
87PhoebeI’m curious about the human body.
Observation:
 
88MonicaHey, come on Phoebe, you can understand why this would be weird for me.
89PhoebeBut I’m a professional! And I’m really good! Look, if you’re uncomfortable we can stop. Just give me a chance, okay. Please?
Observation:
 
211[SCENE]Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.
212RachelHey Ross! Check it out! I learned a new trick!
Observation:
Image below: Phoebe's Trick
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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