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1 | Written by | Shana Goldberg-Meehan Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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190 | Joey | Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? Youve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you? |
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191 | Chandler | What?! |
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192 | Joey | Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything! |
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193 | Chandler | You dont owe me anything, I dont want you money
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194 | Joey | Ah-ah-ah! Were doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those? |
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195 | Chandler | I dont know, five hundred dollars? |
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196 | Joey | Okay, five hundred dollars. What else? |
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197 | Chandler | Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots. |
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198 | Joey | Okay, so thats another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, thats
(Pauses to figure it out.) |
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199 | Chandler | Do you want a calculator? |
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200 | Joey | Please! |
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201 | Chandler | Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.) |
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202 | Joey | All right, what else? |
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203 | Chandler | Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes
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204 | Joey | Which were still keeping under our hats! |
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205 | Chandler | Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican. |
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206 | Joey | What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man." |
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207 | Chandler | Yes, money well spent! |
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208 | Joey | Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent! |
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209 | Chandler | Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food
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210 | Joey | Okay. Okay, so Im writing you a check for
So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing? |
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Observation: In Episode E618/L28-29: , line(s) 618, Chandler immediately knows how much Joey owes him, but in Episode E822/L190-210: , line(s) 822, they need a long calculation to figure this out (Chandler was probably just joking in Episode 618). |
Episode 618, Lines 28-29 |
28 | Joey | No-no-no, please-please Chandler I-I-I would owe you so much! |
29 | Chandler | You do owe me so much. You owe me three thousand, four hundred
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