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| 1 | Written by | Shana Goldberg-Meehan
Transcribed by: Eric Aasen |
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| 190 | Joey | Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You’ve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you? |
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| 191 | Chandler | What?! |
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| 192 | Joey | Give me a number, I don’t want to owe you anything! |
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| 193 | Chandler | You don’t owe me anything, I don’t want you money… |
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| 194 | Joey | Ah-ah-ah! We’re doing this! Okay, now you got me my first set of head shots. Right, how much were those? |
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| 195 | Chandler | I don’t know, five hundred dollars? |
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| 196 | Joey | Okay, five hundred dollars. What else? |
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| 197 | Chandler | Well then there was the second set, the infamous booger head shots. |
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| 198 | Joey | Okay, so that’s another five hundred. Five hundred and five hundred, that’s… (Pauses to figure it out.) |
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| 199 | Chandler | Do you want a calculator? |
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| 200 | Joey | Please! |
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| 201 | Chandler | Here! (Hands him one. Joey adds it up and discovers that he was right.) |
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| 202 | Joey | All right, what else? |
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| 203 | Chandler | Well uh, there was acting classes, stage combat classes, tap classes… |
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| 204 | Joey | Which we’re still keeping under our hats! |
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| 205 | Chandler | Uh then there was that dialect coach who helped you with that play where you needed a southern accent. Which after twenty hours of lessons still came out Jamaican. |
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| 206 | Joey | What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man." |
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| 207 | Chandler | Yes, money well spent! |
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| 208 | Joey | Yeah. Okay, what else? Rent! |
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| 209 | Chandler | Okay, two, three years of rent, utilities, food… |
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| 210 | Joey | Okay. Okay, so I’m writing you a check for…So you fell asleep during my movie. Big deal right? How do you clear this thing? |
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