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| 1 | WRITTEN BY | Brian Buckner and Sebastian Jones
DIRECTED BY: Roger Christiansen
TRANSCRIBED BY: Ane B. J.
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| 112 | Monica | He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox. |
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| Question: What does "botched Botox" (or "much Botox"?) mean in the lines above? |
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| 137 | Mike | Well, I'm a lawyer. |
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| 138 | Joey | Mike, 'attorney at law'! |
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| 139 | Mike | Actually, I just gave up my practice. |
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| 140 | Joey | What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me. |
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| 141 | Mike | I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will. |
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| 142 | Phoebe | Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so... |
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| 143 | Joey | Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike. |
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| 144 | Mary Ellen | I thought you thought he was still a lawyer. |
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| 145 | Joey | No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail. |
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| Observation: Re the lines above, that Mary Ellen sure is a nitpicker! |
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| 182 | Phoebe | Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have? |
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| 183 | Mike | (Joey holds up six fingers) Six! |
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| 184 | Joey | What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!! |
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| Nitpick: In Episode 111: The One With Mrs. Bing, line(s) 153-155, Joey says his mom gave birth to 7 children, which would mean him and 6 siblings. In Episode 206: The One With The Baby On the Bus, line(s) 40-43, Joey says he has 7 sisters, and Episode 303: The One With All The Jam, line(s) 165-168 confirms this. We know the names of 6 of Joey's sisters: Gina, Dina (both Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 154-159), Mary Angela, Mary Theresa (both Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 264-266), Cookie (Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister, line(s) 289-291), and Tina (Episode 113: The One With The Boobies, line(s) 250). The scene in the lines above may be a reference to this inconsistency. |
| Episode 111, Lines 153-155 |
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| 153 | Joey | You don't think my mom's sexy? |
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| 154 | Ross | Well... not in the same way... |
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| 155 | Joey | I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children? |
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| Episode 206, Lines 40-43 |
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| 40 | Ross | What about Ben? We can't bring a baby to a hospital. |
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| 41 | Joey | We'll watch him. |
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| 42 | Ross | I don't think tho. |
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| 43 | Joey | What? I have seven Catholic sisters. I've taken care of hundreds of kids. Come on, we wanna do it, don't we? |
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| Episode 303, Lines 165-168 |
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| 165 | Monica | Okay, all right, how's this? 27. Italian-American guy. He's an actor, born in Queens. Wow, big family, seven sisters, and he's the only....boy. (they all turn and look at Joey) Oh my God, under personal comments: 'New York Knicks, rule!' |
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| 166 | Joey | Yeah, the Knicks rule! |
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| 167 | Monica | Joey, this is you! |
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| 168 | Joey | Let me see. (goes over and looks at the form) Oh, right. |
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| Episode 311, Lines 154-159 |
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| 154 | Phoebe | How can you not know which one? |
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| 155 | Rachel | I mean that’s unbelievable. |
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| 156 | Monica | I mean, was it Gina? |
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| 157 | Ross | Which one is Gina? |
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| 158 | Rachel | Dark, big hair, with the airplane earrings. |
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| 159 | Monica | No, no, no, that’s Dina. |
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| Episode 311, Lines 264-266 |
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| 264 | Joey’s Sister | So! Me neither! God, Mary-Angela was right you do have the softest lips. |
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| 265 | Chandler | Ahhhh, you’re not Mary-Angela. |
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| 266 | Joey’s Sister | No, I’m Mary-Theresa. |
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| Episode 311, Lines 289-291 |
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| 289 | Chandler | You’ve got it. (he starts to look at his sister’s, but he still doesn’t know which one is Mary-Angela.) |
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| 290 | Joey | Cookie, now you can punch him! |
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| 291 | Chandler | What?! (Cookie punches him) |
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| Episode 113, Lines 250-250 |
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| 250 | Joey | Yeah. He's gonna keep cheating on my ma like she wanted, she's gonna keep pretending she doesn't know even though she does, and my little sister Tina can't see her husband any more because he got a restraining order...which has nothing to do with anything except that I found out today. |
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| 185 | Phoebe | Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger? |
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| 186 | Joey | Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry. |
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| 187 | Mike | I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car. |
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| 188 | Phoebe | (To Joey) You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose. |
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| 189 | Mary Ellen | Hey! |
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| 190 | Phoebe | Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating! |
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| 191 | Joey | Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!! |
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| 192 | Phoebe | I'm out of here (She leaves) |
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| Observation: Phoebe/Mike's first date ends badly (the lines above), not with the kiss/sex implied in Episode 1005: The One Where Rachel's Other Sister Babysits, line(s) 26-28. |
| Episode 1005, Lines 26-28 |
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| 26 | Phoebe | Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary. |
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| 27 | Rachel | OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex... |
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| 28 | Phoebe | YEAH! |
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