The One with the Annotations

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Episode 903: The One With The Pediatrician

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#	Speaker	Line
1	WRITTEN BY	Brian Buckner and Sebastian Jones DIRECTED BY: Roger Christiansen TRANSCRIBED BY: Ane B. J.
112	Monica	He didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Question:

137	Mike	Well, I'm a lawyer.
138	Joey	Mike, 'attorney at law'!
139	Mike	Actually, I just gave up my practice.
140	Joey	What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
141	Mike	I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
142	Phoebe	Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...
143	Joey	Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
144	Mary Ellen	I thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
145	Joey	No, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Observation:

182	Phoebe	Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
183	Mike	(Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
184	Joey	What are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!!
Nitpick:

185	Phoebe	Joey, why did you set me up with a stranger?
186	Joey	Because I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
187	Mike	I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.
188	Phoebe	(To Joey) You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose.
189	Mary Ellen	Hey!
190	Phoebe	Who are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
191	Joey	Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
192	Phoebe	I'm out of here (She leaves)
Observation:

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The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)

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