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Episode 903: The One With The Pediatrician

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#SpeakerLine
1WRITTEN BYBrian Buckner and Sebastian Jones
DIRECTED BY: Roger Christiansen
TRANSCRIBED BY: Ane B. J.
112MonicaHe didn't die. I saw his daughter last week. Said he was fine. Her on the other hand, botched Botox.
Question:
 
137MikeWell, I'm a lawyer.
138JoeyMike, 'attorney at law'!
139MikeActually, I just gave up my practice.
140JoeyWhat? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
141MikeI always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
142PhoebeWow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...
143JoeyWhich is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
144Mary EllenI thought you thought he was still a lawyer.
145JoeyNo, no, that's not what I meant. Let's get you a cocktail.
Observation:
 
182PhoebeMike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
183Mike(Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
184JoeyWhat are you doing? I said seven! (Holds up six fingers.) (Realizes his mistake) Argh!!!
Nitpick:
 
185PhoebeJoey, why did you set me up with a stranger?
186JoeyBecause I forgot about our date, I'm so sorry.
187MikeI'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.
188Phoebe(To Joey) You are unbelievable! I spent so much time finding the perfect girl for you, you know. Mary Ellen is really smart and cute and loose.
189Mary EllenHey!
190PhoebeWho are you kidding? (To Joey) You just find some guy off the street for me? Oh God! This is humiliating!
191JoeyLook Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
192PhoebeI'm out of here (She leaves)
Observation:
 
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The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
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