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Episode 906: The One With The Male Nanny

Only annotated lines are quoted below, not the entire script

#SpeakerLine
1Written byMarta Kauffman and David Crane
Transcribed by: Coffee Mug
12Scene
Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.
Nitpick:
Image below: Phoebe eating ice cream
Image below: Phoebe pours herself some milk
Image below: Phoebe drinks the milk she poured
 
130ChandlerHey! (Joey doesn't look up, but gestures 'wait a minute' with his finger while he finishes reading the article. Chandler waits for Joey to finish.) I need you to set me up for a joke. Later, when Monica is around, I need you to ask me about fire trucks.
Observation:
 
212JoeySo what? Being funny is Chandler's thing... You know, like Ross's thing is... (he can't come up with anything)
213RossScience...? Academia...? Being a good father...?
214Joey...No... (he just can't seem to grasp it)
Observation:
 
235MonicaHoney, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Question:
 
295ChandlerWell, I'm off to Tulsa, so if your Maitre D. friend has any funny Oklahoma jokes, tell him to e-mail me at www.hahanotsomuch.com.
Nitpick:
 
320RossWhy... I... I don't know. (Sandy tilts his head again) Uhm... errrr... maybe... maybe because of my father?
321Sandyhmmm... (and shakes his head)
322RossI mean, uhm... you know when I was growing up he was kind of a tough guy... You know a-a-and as a kid I wasn't the athlete I am now.
323Rachel(from the bedroom) Huh ha ha!
324RossI play squash...! Anyway, uhm... I uhm... I always get the feeling he thought I was too sensitive.
325SandyThat must have been hard.
326RossIt was hard... I remember... I was in my bedroom... playing with my dinosaurs... playing and learning... and my father walks in and says... he says... "What are you doing with those things? What's wrong with you, why aren't you... why aren't you outside playing like a... like a real boy?
327SandyBut you are a real boy!
328RossI know I am! (Ross now starts to cry) ...And when it's summer, and it's hot, why can't you wear a tank top?
Nitpick:
 
Original scripts courtesy:
The Complete Friends Script Index (CFSI)
which is maintained by Eric Aasen, originally created by gunieapig (this site is currently down).
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